I should be pissed - I’ve been talking about writing a kids book about beer for years. But Tom Robbins is practically my favorite author, so I’ll just have to suck it up and get my copy on Amazon.
You can read the first chapter over here.
“Mommie,” Gracie asked one afternoon. “What’s that stuff Daddy drinks?
“You mean coffee, sweetie?”
“Not coffee. Ick! That other stuff that’s yellow and looks like pee-pee.”
Hmmm… must be a story about Coors Light.